Devs Hack Claude into Caveman Grunts, Slicing Token Bills by 75%
A Reddit post revealed a wild hack: make Claude speak like a caveman, and watch your token costs plummet 75%. Now it's a GitHub sensation—but does it dumb down the AI?
A Reddit post revealed a wild hack: make Claude speak like a caveman, and watch your token costs plummet 75%. Now it's a GitHub sensation—but does it dumb down the AI?
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